Monsters University (2013)
Aubrey Plaza: Greek Council President
[Mike hasn't had luck finding someone to join his team to compete in the Scare Games and get back into the Scaring Program]
Greek Council President : This doesn't look good. We really need to move on, your team doesn't Qualify.
Sulley : Yes it does.
[Climbs onto of a nearby vehicle]
Sulley : The star player has just arrived.
Mike Wazowski : [Surprised] No No No. Please, anybody but him.
Greek Council President : [Losing her Patience] Look, we're shutting down sign ups, OK? Is he on your team or not?
[Mike, aware that he signed up at the Last Minute, knows he hasn't got much a choice, seeing that no-one else is interested in joining his team, and he's really determined to get into the Scare Games to prove Dean Hardscrabble that he and his team really are scary. Sulley points at him and winks]
Mike Wazowski : Fine. Yes, he's on my team.
[the Crowd starts to cheer, with the Scare Games about to start]
[In the First Challenge of the Scare Games, Mike and Sulley arrive badly stung from the Glowing Purple Urchins at the finish line, just behind the RORs]
Chet : Way to blow it, Oozmas!
Mike Wazowski : Hey, 2nd place ain't bad.
Greek Council VP : [Jaws Theta Chi arrive behind them, unharmed] 2nd place, Jaws Theta Chi!
Mike Wazowski : *What*?
Johnny : Your whole team has to cross the finish line.
Greek Council VP : 3rd place, EEKs. 4th place, PNKs. 5th place, HSS. And in last place...
[the rest of Mike and Sulley's team arrive, even more badly stung from the urchins than they are]
Greek Council VP : ...Oozma Kappa!
Greek Council President : [Removing Oozma Kappa's name from the Leaderboard] Oozma Kappa have been eliminated!
[Dean Hardscrabble approaches a surprised and upset Mike, smiling]
Dean Hardscrabble : Don't look so surprised Mr. Wazowski. It would've taken a miracle for...
Greek Council VP : Attention everyone, we have an announcement. Jaws Theta Chi have been disqualified.
[Holds up a tin of Protective Gel that they've been using]
Greek Council VP : The use of illegal protective gel is cause for elimination.
Big Red : What?
[the referee removes the moisture from George Sanderson's leg, then stabs it with an Urchin, causing it to swell up like a balloon, with George screaming in pain]
Greek Council VP : [Removing Jaws Theta Chi from the Leaderboard and adding Oozma Kappa back on] Which means that Oozma Kappa's back in the games - it's a miracle!
Dean Hardscrabble : Your luck will run out eventually.
Mike Wazowski : This is gonna be harder than I thought.
[as Mike first arrives on Campus for the first time, he meets 2 monsters sponsoring the Scare Games]
Greek Council President : MU Greek Council! We sponsor the annual Scare Games.
Mike Wazowski : [takes a flyer] The Scare What now?
Greek Council VP : [pounds his fist against the table] The Scare Games! A super intense scaring competition!
Greek Council President : They're *dangerous*, anything could happen.
Greek Council VP : A bunch of guys ended up going to hospital last year.
Greek Council President : You could totally *die*.
Mike Wazowski : [whilst staring at the flyer] Cool.