Comic Book Guy casts Homer as the lead in "Everyman," a feature film based on a new comic book superhero who possesses the ability to take on the powers of every superhero in every comic he touches. To whip Homer into superhero shape, the movie studio hires celebrity fitness trainer Lyle McCarthy, but Homer has trouble sticking to his new healthy regimen.
Did You Know?
When defending herself from comic book guy's attack on Stratego the movie, the studio executive says that Brett Ratner
had the final cut. Ratner doesn't have the final cut of his movies and has been quoted as saying "Why do I need final cut? Final cut is for artistes quote unquote - directors whose movies don't make a lot of money. Maybe Scorsese should have final cut because a guy like Harvey Weinstein or a studio might change it to make it a little more accessible or a little more commercial and he has a vision of what he wants it to be. He wants it to be four hours long or whatever." See more
Something bad happens and you cope by cramming a doughnut in your mouth.
Yeah, well you don't always have time to masturbate.
When asked about his binge eating, Homer says "Well, you don't always have time to masturbate." Reruns of this episode bleep the word "masturbate". See more
References The Dark Knight
Written by David Bowie
and Brian Eno
Performed by David Bowie See more