Teddy Duncan : You know what I think? I think you like someone.
Gabe Duncan : So what if I do? It's no big deal.
Teddy Duncan : What, are you kidding? Your first crush is a huge deal.
Gabe Duncan : Look, she's a girl, I'm a guy. These things happen every day.
Teddy Duncan : Not to you.
Gabe Duncan : [Giddy] I know! Can you believe it?
Gabe Duncan : Mom, can you help me with something?
Amy Duncan : Sure, honey. What can I do for you?
Gabe Duncan : Well, I have this friend and he needs to know how to talk to girls.
Amy Duncan : Does this friend have a name?
Gabe Duncan : No-ooooorman.
Amy Duncan : Noooooorman? That's an odd name.
Gabe Duncan : Well, I think he's from Nooooooorway.
Gabe Duncan : [Feeling nervous] Tell me about yourself.
Kit : What?
Gabe Duncan : I mean, only if you want to.
Kit : OK. What do you want to know?
Gabe Duncan : Erm, tell me about your family.
Kit : My family. Well, actually, there's not much to tell. I'm an only child.
Gabe Duncan : Me too.
Kit : Cool!
Gabe Duncan : What else?
Kit : Well, my parents are divorced...
Gabe Duncan : [pause] Mine, too.
Kit : Who do you live with?
Gabe Duncan : Who do *you* live with?
Kit : My mom.
Gabe Duncan : Me too!
Kit : Wow! We really have a lot in common.
Gabe Duncan : You know, I had a feeling we might. You want half a peanut butter sandwich?
Kit : No, thanks. I'm allergic to peanuts.
Gabe Duncan : [Throws his sandwich away] Me too.
Teddy Duncan : What's wrong?
Gabe Duncan : The girl I like is here with her mom.
Teddy Duncan : What's wrong with that?
Gabe Duncan : Well, I told her mom and dad were divorced and that I'm an only child. What am I gonna do?
Teddy Duncan : OK, the first thing you're gonna do is calm down. Your negative energy is upsetting the cat.