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Shawn C. Phillips,
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No, the guy who attacked me wasn't either of those two.
Chief of Police:
That's not what the evidence is telling me, wheelie boy.
Chief of Police:
Now, if you'll just roll yourself out of here.
I prefer the term wheelie MAN, thank you very much.
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Kill Them All
Written and Produced by Avi K. Garg
Performed by The AKG Development See more »
Caesar and Otto's Deadly Xmas: Such a let down
After the awesome Caesar & Otto's Summer Camp Massacre (2009) and the two shorts that followed I was firmly on the C&O train and was stupidly excited to learn that there were two more feature length movies in the franchise.
I was primed and ready for Deadly Xmas to have me in the stitches that I had grown accustomed to but was mortified to discover that this was a huge step backwards.
The film isn't bad, it's just not very good either.
Bringing back every former cast member meant nothing due to the shoddy writing! This was a shadow of the quality we saw with the first movie, what went wrong?
Jokes just don't come as thick and fast as it's predecessor
Things I learnt from this movie:
Santa brings presents to the good boys and cuts off the penis's of the bad ones.......with a chainsaw
Maybe the Caesar & Otto novelty has worn out already
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