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Fritz Landry: When God makes you pregnant, stay pregnant. When God makes you barren, stay barren.

Elliot Stabler: When God gives you a uterus, maybe we'll listen to your sermon.

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Holly Dimeo: I was on my way to work when this freak comes out of nowhere and pushes me into the basement.

Elliot Stabler: Where do you work, Holly?

Holly Dimeo: At Double-D Light. I'm a stripper, okay?

Elliot Stabler: It doesn't matter what you do. It's not an invitation to be sexually assaulted.

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Elliot Stabler: [to Cap] No wonder you want sex addiction to be a disease. Lets you off the hook for being a lousy husband.

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Elliot Stabler: [to Huang] So, Doc, earlier today with Jackson, you were just flattering him to get him to talk, weren't you?

Dr. George Huang: Sex addiction is real, Elliot. Cap Jackson is a pioneer.

Elliot Stabler: We always say the victims aren't to blame. Now you're telling me rapists aren't to blame either.

Dr. George Huang: Most sex addicts are not rapists, but some rapists might be sex addicts acting out on compulsions they can't control.

Elliot Stabler: Every defense attorney we face is gonna be quoting you.

Dr. George Huang: Alcoholics who drive drunk go to jail. So should sex addicts who rape.

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Odafin Tutuola: Dwayne and Harry called 911 right after they got done playing a little "Rear Window."

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Elliot Stabler: [to Cap] How do you think your daughter is going to feel when she finds out you protected her attacker? She gonna wake up and say, "Thank you, Daddy?"

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A.D.A. Gillian Hardwicke: Shrinks want to call sex addiction an illness like depression or schizophrenia?

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Dr. Brett Kincaid: [When Stabler is given a "big sib" while undercover in Dr. Jackson's clinic]

[to Courtney]

Dr. Brett Kincaid: Would you tell Elliot why I chose you?

Courtney: Because Elliot is the kind of guy I'd be banging within ten minutes of meeting him before I got clean.

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Elliot Stabler: [When Courtney tries to seduce Stabler] Courtney, there's no need for this.

Courtney: You gay or something?

Elliot Stabler: Courtney, listen to me. My daughter had trouble with drugs. She was promiscuous, but she's clean. You're clean.

Courtney: You're a walking douchebag. Won't screw a perfectly good piece of tail.

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