Michael Scott: [Michael's last line] Oh, this is gonna feel so good getting this thing off my chest... that's what she said.
Michael Scott: [to the documentary crew] Hey, will you guys let me know if this ever airs?
Michael Scott: [Holding "World's Best Boss" mug] I bought this for myself.
[Takes out Dundee award for Best Boss]
Michael Scott: And yesterday they gave me this.
[Throws mug away and puts award in its place]
Michael Scott: I still need something to drink from, though.
Michael Scott: [Near tears] I can't do this. All the channels are going to be different there. I'm not going to be able to find my shows. I am not going to start Improv at level one. I don't think my credits are going to transfer. And you know what? I just figured out where I was supposed to go to vote.
Michael Scott: Why am I so sad? Am i doing the wrong thing?
Jim Halpert: Absolutely not. It's just that sometimes goodbyes are a bitch.
Jim Halpert: So you guys are filming us when we go to the bathroom now?
Toby Flenderson: Well, you know Michael, I have a brother in Boulder, Rory Flenderson. You should look him up.
Michael Scott: [through his teeth] OK...
Dwight Schrute: [reading Michael's recommendation letter] "To whom it may concern." Good, real personal. Thanks Michael. "The dictionary defines superlative as: of the highest kind, quality, or order, surpassing all else, or others. Supreme." That's great. If I wanted the dictionary definition, I'd buy a dictionary. "I define it as Dwight Schrute. As a sales executive, as a leader, as a man, and as a friend, he is of the highest kind, quality, and order. Supreme." Lots more like that, really repetitive. What's this? "Two forty five, behind the building. Paintball." Oooh yeah.
Dwight Schrute: I've pretty much given up on Michael doing the right thing, or the decent thing, or even the comprehensible thing.
Michael Scott: Can I give you a piece of advice?
Michael Scott: A little cover-up on your Adam's apple will make it appear smaller, which will make you look less like a transvestite.
Phyllis Vance: As a person who buys a lot of erotic cakes, it just feels good to be represented on one.
Michael Scott: [to Gabe] For goodness sake, this is not going to be your last day at the office.
Stanley Hudson: It's called Hentai... and it's art