Lewis Lovhaug: Linkara, Dr. Linksano


  • Linkara : [trying to open the door]  Funk'n Wagnalls, why won't it open?

  • Linkara : Frank, why is Death a woman?

  • Linkara : Why is The Spirit so obessed with cats?

    Film Brain : Maybe he gets a lot of pussy.

    Linkara : Oh come on, man! Can we refrain from that for the next 100 minutes?

  • Film Brain : The Spirit jumps on a police car being driven by Frank Miller.

    Linkara : He's obviously out to avenge this script.

  • Linkara : Why are they finding all this junk in the mud?

    Film Brain : Because the script says so.

  • Film Brain : Did he just break the fourth wall?

    Linkara : Don't worry, we're atop it.

    [audience boos] 

  • Film Brain : Well at least we got to see Eva Mendes' backside. Maybe this movie isn't so bad after all.

    Linkara : Who are you, Frank Miller?

  • Linkara : Anyway, with his new immortality, Octopus can take over the world.

    N. Bison : Of course!

  • Film Brain : Well, Linkara, you're free to go.

    Linkara : Yes, well, just a little message to whoever was behind this little flim-flam operation of yours: if you value your continued existence, if you have any hope of seeing tomorrow, let me tell you: there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap... me.

    [punches Film Brain] 

  • Linkara : Holy crap, Frank Miller makes worse puns than you, Film Brain!

    Film Brain : I never thought such a thing could be accomplished.

  • Octopus : You know I don't like egg on my face. No. Egg. On. My. Face! Not a glob!

    Linkara : Ugh, these egg-related puns make me PINE for Schwarzenegger.

    Mr. Freeze : What killed the dinosaurs? The ICE age!

    Film Brain : Care to retract that statement?

    Linkara : Yes, yes I will.

  • Film Brain : Hey, Linkara.

    Linkara : Hey, Film Brain. I have no idea how the hell you got your hands on Iron Man 2. I can't wait to watch it.

    Film Brain : Say, Linkara, have you checked your watch?

    Linkara : Oh, yeah...

    [looks at watch] 

    Linkara : No. No, it can't be.

    Film Brain : That's right, it's Miller Time.

    [Linkara screams] 

  • Linkara : You tricked me!

    Film Brain : I told you it was a Samuel L. Jackson and Scarlett Johansson movie. You just believed whatever you wanted to believe.

  • Film Brain : Have a seat, get comfortable, it's going to hurt.

    Linkara : It's Frank Miller, when does it not?

  • Film Brain : He's green-egg-and-hamming it. Get it? Because octopuses lay eggs.

    Linkara : No, I don't get it. Octopuses lay eggs?

    Film Brain : Yes, they do.

    Linkara : So not only is he making puns, he's making dumb puns because the audience isn't gonna get it. Oh Great Gatsby, it's Mr. Freeze all over again.

  • Linkara : [at the reveal of Silken Floss]  Yes, we get it, every woman is beautiful. We're only ten minutes into this movie and you've said it 100 times!

  • Linkara : Is this really meant to be taken seriously?

    Film Brain : Ten minutes ago people were being beaten over the head with toilets. The time for seriousness has passed.

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