Community (TV Series)

Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism (2011)

Joel McHale: Jeff Winger

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• Juergen : We came to play. Get away from our table.

  Shirley Bennett : We're usin' it, strudel-brain.

  Jeff Winger : Nice.

  Juergen : Then play us for it.

  Shirley Bennett : Fine. Monday morning. Only let's make it interesting: The losers never get to use this table again.

  Juergen : Oh, you are so on that things have now become very much like Donkey Kong.

• Annie Edison : So what are you guys doing this weekend?

  Pierce Hawthorne : The question is, who am I doing this weekend?

  Jeff Winger : He's asking because he forgot. It's nobody.

• Jeff Winger : What are you guys doing here on a Saturday night? Shouldn't you be making weird art movies or well-engineered cars?

• Jeff Winger : Gentlemen, my name is Clarence Thaddeus Foos. My Grandfather, Fletcher Morton Foos, invented this game for one purpose: to have the loudest, dumbest thing happen. Now it has. The game of Foosball is completed. You're free to return to your undoubtedly hearing-impared families.