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"Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" Russian Brides (TV Episode 2011) Poster

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Captain Donald Cragen: I'm not a drinking man anymore, but please don't let that spoil your fun.

Lena: A man who doesn't drink. You're different to me already.

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Kev: Ohh-kay. Well, I have nothing on file for yourczarina.com other than that someone wired in some money from offshore. That's all I got.

Detective Amanda Rollins: Okay, then give us the I.P. address and the wire info and we'll take it from there.

Kev: Uh, I can't do that because our clients pay us top dollar to maintain their privacy. So if you want that information, you've gotta come back in with a search warrant, okay?

Detective Amanda Rollins: I don't think you understand.

Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: Let's get something straight. First, spit that lollipop out, before I smack it out your mouth. You're not a five-year-old.

Detective Amanda Rollins: You make us get a warrant, we're gonna call the feds.

Kev: Uh, well, we're not doing anything illegal here.

Detective Amanda Rollins: This place here is a front, your server is illegal, and we're gonna hold you responsible for all of the crimes on all of the sites.

Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: We're gonna shut this toilet down and put your little ass in jail. You understand me - jail. Where you're gonna be suckin' on somethin' else. Now, what you wanna do? You want that?

Kev: No, no I don't want that, so I'm gonna help you out. But can we not call in the feds on this? Is that cool?

Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: We don't like them anyway.

Kev: Great, so we're on the same page. Um, this is the physical address of the last place that the website was logged into and changed. Okay. So that's the best that I can do for you. Okay? So are we cool now?

Detective Amanda Rollins: [dialing her phone] Yeah, yeah, we're done here.

Kev: Great.

FBI Agent: [bursting into the room] F.B.I., hands up now! Move away from your keyboards.

Kev: Come on, you lied to me?

Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: Yup!

Detective Amanda Rollins: Ain't life a bitch?

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Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: A lot of these people are illegal. The last thing they wanna do is talk to the cops. Girl disappears, it's not their problem.

Nick Amaro: Especially when they don't know who wanted her gone.

Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: Good thing is, witnesses are like children: they respond to bribes and threats.

Nick Amaro: And they're easy to trick.

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Nick Amaro: [about the murder victim's fiance] Now, I know you're not a romantic, but they just got engaged.

Olivia Benson: Look, you know the stats. When a woman is murdered...

Nick Amaro: You start with the man in her life. See, that's why I'm a firm believer in divorce. When you feel that thing building, you just gotta get the hell out.

Olivia Benson: Your parents split.

Nick Amaro: Yeah. Yeah, my pop, he, uh... liked to bounce my mom off the walls. The day he left, we had a party. It was one of the happiest moments of my life.

Olivia Benson: You ever talk to him?

Nick Amaro: Last I heard, he got into some trouble, went back down to Miami. Adios y hasta nunca. This TMI?

Olivia Benson: No.

Nick Amaro: What about your father?

Olivia Benson: Uh, that's a long story.

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Alexandra Cabot: [to Cragen] When was the last time you were undercover?

Captain Donald Cragen: Probably before either of you were born.

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Lena: [while Cragen is undercover] You worry about children. You worry about your staff. Who worries about you? Have you ever been married, Michael?

Captain Donald Cragen: Yes. I'm a widower. Marge, my wife, I lost her a long time ago.

Lena: Any children?

Captain Donald Cragen: Well, there was a miscarriage. And uh... we tried to adopt. I guess I was just too busy all the time. That's my biggest regret.

Lena: You're a man. It's not too late.

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