Josh Gad: Ludlow Lamonsoff
Professor Iwatani : Pac-Man is not bad. You'll see.
Sam Brenner : Professor Iwatani, what are you doing?
Professor Iwatani : I will talk to him, he's my son.
Professor Iwatani : Hello, my sweet, little boy. Look how big you've grown.
Ludlow Lamonsoff : That's so sweet, he's so sweet.
Professor Iwatani : I know, you're a good boy.
[Pac-Man bit his hand into pixels, then he and the genius scream]
Professor Iwatani : Somebody kill this stupid thing!
Ludlow Lamonsoff : [Surrenders to Lady Lisa] You win, I'm not gonna fight you anymore. Ok, I know that you have love in your heart and I know that I could make you happy but if you need to kill me, you're just gonna have to go ahead and kill me. At least I can die a happy man knowing that I found true love.
[Lady Lisa drops her swords, Ludlow stands up and they kiss passionately]
Eddie Plant : And I couldn't even get a handshake from Serena Williams!
Ludlow Lamonsoff : What am I looking at right now? Are you guys, soldiers or the casts of Magic Mike? Are you gonna fight or dance naked?
Ludlow Lamonsoff : Look at me, I'm delicious. They'll gobble me up like space dimsum!
Eddie Plant : Let's hit it!
[a chase begins in their cars as ghosts as Pac-Man moves around the city]
Sam Brenner : Pac-Man's faster than I remember.
Eddie Plant : Pac-Man's always been faster than the ghost. We're gonna have to outmaneuver.
[the chase continues until they got Pac-Man cornered]
Ludlow Lamonsoff : We got him! He's got nowhere to go!
[Pac-Man moves and eats a power pellet, causing the cars as ghosts to turn deep blue]
Sam Brenner : Oh, god, no!
Ludlow Lamonsoff : Hi.Ludlow Lamonsoff. We'd actually met before but you will not remember because it was in the back of Brenner's van and I was watching through the window. *sniff* You smell so nice like the book of Genesis.