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Saturday Morning Mystery (2012)

Saturday Morning Massacre (original title)
R | | Comedy, Horror | 16 June 2012 (USA)
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A dark and bloody parody about a Scooby-Doo-like team of paranormal investigators and their devoted dog. With the crew nearing bankruptcy, they're hired to get to the bottom of a series of ... See full summary »

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Spencer Parsons

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Kat Candler (story), Jonny Mars (story) | 4 more credits »
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Jonny Mars ... Floyd
Josephine Decker ... Gwen
Adam Wyatt Tate Adam Wyatt Tate ... Chad (as Adam Tate)
Ashley Spillers ... Nancy (as Ashley Rae Spillers)
Hamlet Hamlet ... Hamlet
Ryan Hennessee Ryan Hennessee ... Ghost Projection
Cyndi Williams ... Pornographers' Accountant
Jason Wehling Jason Wehling ... Pornographer
Spencer Parsons ... Pornographer
Dodge Evans Dodge Evans ... Kid in a Cage 1
Levi Krause Levi Krause ... Kid in a Cage 2
J. Nathan Day J. Nathan Day ... Detective 1 (as Nathan Day)
Sonny Carl Davis ... Detective #2
Jory Balsimo Jory Balsimo ... Drug Dealer
Matia Balsimo Matia Balsimo ... Waitress
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A dark and bloody parody about a Scooby-Doo-like team of paranormal investigators and their devoted dog. With the crew nearing bankruptcy, they're hired to get to the bottom of a series of spooky events at the remote Kyser mansion, an old religious school plagued by rumors of satanism and ritualistic murder. They're experts at debunking ghost stories, so they get right to work, and despite the ominous signs that this isn't just another greedy land-developer or bitter landlord, they set up to stay the night. When the sun goes down, the truth comes out: this place might actually be haunted...by sadistic spirits or something much, much deadlier. Written by Anonymous

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Don't meddle with the devil.

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Comedy | Horror

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for bloody violence, some strong sexuality, nudity, drug use and pervasive language | See all certifications »

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Trivia

Filmed in ten and a half days. See more »

Connections

Spoofs Scooby Doo, Where Are You! (1969) See more »

Soundtracks

Softly
Written by Bill Baird
Performed by Bill Baird
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Fun Idea That Loses Its Way
28 July 2013 | by venusboys3See all my reviews

As a horror film Saturday Morning Mystery is nothing special. It's not particularly scary or innovative in the 'who, what and how'. The bit that IS innovative is the use of an ersatz version of the gang from Scooby Doo... and that is the film's only real talking point. It lives or dies by how well that is pulled off. Sadly it's a mixed bag of nuts. The first half is great, I enjoyed seeing the real-life version of the characters I watched as a kid... worrying over having no real source of income, having to deal with the police, uncovering criminals whose motives are a bit nastier than 'old man Geezer trying to keep kids away from his gold'. They run into a few quirky characters (what's up with the couple in the diner?) and a haunted house with a bad history. So yeah, the setup is fun. Naturally, I favored the 'Velma' character Nancy. She's brave, perky and smart just like she oughtta be.

To my mind the movie took a turn for the worse when the obligatory 'Shaggy'-induced drug sequence goes down. It took me a moment to realize what was going on and somehow it just didn't sit well. It felt forced... or something. After that, and the equally obligatory 'Fred' and 'Daphne' sex scene it felt like the writers had shot their wad.

The trick of the movie is that it tries to go where Scooby Doo never went... where, as a kid, I always wanted it to go, by giving the kids some REAL monsters to uncover. Unfortunately this is where it pretty much completely drops the Scooby Doo setup and goes straight into 'coeds meet rabid hillbilly' territory. There are no surprises or interesting moments from this point on that haven't been seen in dozens of other fright flicks. I have a larger issue with horror films in general that throw up their hands when it's time to get scary and resort to just chopping up the cast rather than coming up with more creative ways to say 'BOO!'. Death and dismemberment are nasty but a lot can be said for more subtle character-based scares as well. The monsters in Saturday Morning Mystery just are not worthy of their adversaries. For one thing they bear no resemblance to the ersatz spooks the cartoon gang had to thwart... which is fine, but they're not a particularly interesting pack of ghouls in any other way either. They're just there to sneak around in the background and then leap out and kill. Not surprisingly the kids on their own are much more fun to watch.

There is a confused attempt to do the signature 'hallway chase scene' that was often in the old cartoons... but if it was meant to be funny it wasn't.

Really, if it weren't for the first 45 minutes or so of this movie it wouldn't even be worth a discussion because it would be just another slasher flick.


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