Ted 2 (2015) Poster


Liam Neeson: Customer


  • Customer : Hey.

    Ted : Hello.

    Customer : I have to... I have to ask a few questions about this breakfast cereal.

    Ted : Uhhh... Yeah, yeah. Box of Trix.

    Customer : Yeah, that's right. I've been led to understand that Trix are exclusively for children. Is that correct?

    Ted : Well... I mean they say 'Trix are for kids' in the commercials b...

    Customer : Aha, aha. Now, is that enforced by law?

    Ted : Uh, not to my knowledge. No.

    Customer : So if I purchase these Trix, there'll be no trouble?

    Ted : No. No. You should be fine.

    Customer : You do understand that I myself am not a child?

    Ted : I was able to sniff that out, yeah.

    Customer : Okay, I'm going to bring these back to my apartment.

    Ted : Yeah, yeah. You'll be okay.

    Customer : And... I won't be followed?

    Ted : No, uh... that's not in our budget here.

    Customer : Hey, I won't forget what you've done for me here today.

    Ted : I would prefer that you do. Jesus Christ.

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