Ted 2 (2015)
Liam Neeson: Customer
Customer : Hey.
Ted : Hello.
Customer : I have to... I have to ask a few questions about this breakfast cereal.
Ted : Uhhh... Yeah, yeah. Box of Trix.
Customer : Yeah, that's right. I've been led to understand that Trix are exclusively for children. Is that correct?
Ted : Well... I mean they say 'Trix are for kids' in the commercials b...
Customer : Aha, aha. Now, is that enforced by law?
Ted : Uh, not to my knowledge. No.
Customer : So if I purchase these Trix, there'll be no trouble?
Ted : No. No. You should be fine.
Customer : You do understand that I myself am not a child?
Ted : I was able to sniff that out, yeah.
Customer : Okay, I'm going to bring these back to my apartment.
Ted : Yeah, yeah. You'll be okay.
Customer : And... I won't be followed?
Ted : No, uh... that's not in our budget here.
Customer : Hey, I won't forget what you've done for me here today.
Ted : I would prefer that you do. Jesus Christ.