Ted 2 (2015) Poster

(2015)

Bill Smitrovich: Frank

Quotes 

  • Frank : [Unrated version only]  You had sexual intercourse on a pile of raw hamburger meat that we're supposed to sell to the public for their Fourth of July barbecues.

    Ted : I fucked her with a pack of Freedent. Then I put it back on the shelf and a senior citizen bought it.

    Frank : That took guts. We need guts. I'm naming the store after you.

  • Frank : [to Ted in his office]  I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to let you go.

    Ted : [Taken aback]  What? Why? I've been bursting my ass at this job for three years!

    Frank : I just got a call from the Labor department. I can't legally keep you on as an employee... because I've been informed that you're technically...

    Ted : [Finishing the sentence]  Technically not a person. Yeah. Jesus Christ.

    Frank : I'm sorry. But as of today you 're fired.

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