Ted 2 (2015)
Bill Smitrovich: Frank
Frank : [Unrated version only] You had sexual intercourse on a pile of raw hamburger meat that we're supposed to sell to the public for their Fourth of July barbecues.
Ted : I fucked her with a pack of Freedent. Then I put it back on the shelf and a senior citizen bought it.
Frank : That took guts. We need guts. I'm naming the store after you.
Frank : [to Ted in his office] I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to let you go.
Ted : [Taken aback] What? Why? I've been bursting my ass at this job for three years!
Frank : I just got a call from the Labor department. I can't legally keep you on as an employee... because I've been informed that you're technically...
Ted : [Finishing the sentence] Technically not a person. Yeah. Jesus Christ.
Frank : I'm sorry. But as of today you 're fired.