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Monster of the Nudist Colony (2013)

TV-MA | | Adult, Comedy | TV Movie 2 December 2013
Mr. Hammer, a private detective, is hired to find a monster terrorizing a nudist colony and his wife is very eager to tag along.

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Steve Goldenberg (as Louis DeWalnut)
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Cast

Cast overview:
Lexi Belle ... Heather
Melissa Jacobs ... Mary
Angie Stevenson ... Lucy
Bridgette B. ... Dana
Britney Young ... Kerry
Samantha Ryan ... Tina
Frankie Cullen Frankie Cullen ... Arch Hammer
Ryan McLane ... Joe
TJ Cummings TJ Cummings ... Mike
Billy Chappell Billy Chappell ... Jonah (as Tony Marino)
Roobie Breastnut ... Policewoman
Baily Beetleman Baily Beetleman ... Tennis Fan
Rickey Ricardo Smith Rickey Ricardo Smith ... Monster
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Mr. Hammer, a private detective, is hired to find a monster terrorizing a nudist colony and his wife is very eager to tag along.

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Adult | Comedy

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

2 December 2013 (USA) See more »

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Budget:

$250,000 (estimated)
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Color
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Trivia

Sold to...Showtime, eOne (Entertainment One), Full Moon See more »

Quotes

Policewoman: You people are asking for trouble, treating this place like it was Hedonism 2.
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Connections

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Soundtracks

Ooh Baby Naked Dance
Music provided by Virtual Mix Patrick Giraudi (as Patrick Girardi)
From the album Party Porn Music
Songs by Roobie Breastnut and Pat Assman
TM Copyrights BMI 2011
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OK simulated sex in fresh-air porn
15 July 2015 | by lor_See all my reviews

As its title implies, MONSTER presents some of that good old in-and-out staged under the sun's glorious rays, rather than in some anonymous bedroom. It's typical of late-night pay-cable lowbrow diversion for stir-crazy adults, and executed at about the level of a typical Jim Wynorski or Fred Olen Ray picture. (Yes, dear friends, in these benighted, decadent times, these two represent an industry standard of sorts.)

My favorite Samantha Ryan makes little impression here, and is better viewed in higher-minded story features or lesbian escapades. The monster is a guy in a gorilla suit, horny but not allowed any Borowczyk explicit sex. The beauties more or less dance around for him rather than hump him.

Best scene has got to be a lesbian clinch starring Bridgette B., whose immense breasts are actually more impressive in a soft-core setting like this one, where breast worship is stressed, rather than her usual hardcore assignment where a big dick often upstages her (alas). Shooting is rather good - an object lesson to pornographers in that just shooting on a sunny day gets better results for throwaway TV filler than the any amount of wasted artsiness by incompetent XXX cameramen on studio sets and interiors.


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