Storks (2016) Poster


Kelsey Grammer: Hunter



  • [from trailer] 

    Hunter : It's an image old as time: a baby swaddled in white delivered by the stork. How quaint. But you'll find here on Stork Mountain we take baby delivery seriously. I'm here to finally unveil our new and improved Human Infant Production Facility. We have perfected and streamlined the process, devising a zero-mistake work flow. Using the most cutting edge technology coupled with over 75 years of hard worn experience, our new process has been described as: perfect, precise, flawless, ideal, immaculate, no problemo, error proofed, too good to fail, the opposite of the Titanic. We work hard just so you can hear the four most precious words in human language, "Goo-goo, ga-ga." So when you're looking for a baby delivery you can count The Stork Delivery Service. Make a plan, stick to the plan, always deliver!

    [during his pitch, Tulip ends up breaking a machine and causing babies to appear all over] 

    Hunter : [hears an alarm]  What was that?

    [turns around to see the mess] 

    Hunter : Oh no!

    Tulip : My bad!

  • Hunter : Junior, you know why I built my office entirely out of glass even though birds can't see glass?

    Junior : I do not.

    [birds fly smack into the glass] 

    Hunter : Power move!

  • Hunter : [takes the baby]  Don't worry, she's with penguins! There are whole documentaries about how great they are at baby-sitting!

    [Cut to documentary clip of penguin sitting on an egg; a walrus rises up from the water and eats the penguin, leaving the egg] 

  • Hunter : Do you know why we stopped delivering babies?

    Junior : Because there are other ways of making babies?

  • Hunter : We can't let it get out that we accidentally made a baby!

  • Hunter : Junior, I saved this company by getting out of babies and into package delivery. Monday, it'll all be yours, barring some monumental screw-up...

  • Hunter : You idiot, how could you think this was an address?

    Junior : I thought it was a gentrified neighborhood...

  • Hunter : Look at that sunrise! How can you not look at it!

    Junior : If I go blind, it's worth it!

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