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(2006– )

Episode List


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1 Jun. 2006
Gamestation Review
Ashens continues to review electronic crap and this one is shaped like a first PlayStation.
8 Aug. 2006
Cybermen Call Centre
A dalek attempts to renew his house insurance. A funny parody montage of Doctor Who (2005).
23 Aug. 2006
MP4 Comparison Review Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
Ashens concludes the review of the MP4 player by comparing how video looks normally and how - compressed for the MP4 player.
23 Aug. 2006
MP4 Player Review
Ashens reviews an MP4 player.
12 Oct. 2006
Street Fighter II Playsets
Ashens review three small bootleg toy playsets based on Street Fighter II: The World Warrior (1991).
15 Jan. 2007
Tufty the Squirrel Is Very Naughty
In a spoof of classic British public service announcements, Stuart Ashen re-edits and narrates the story in a way that make people blush.
12 Feb. 2007
Out Run Tabletop Review
Ashens reviews a deluxe tabletop version of OutRun (1986) made by Tiger Electronic Games.
15 Jun. 2007
Britain's Got Gas
In a parody of _"Britain's Got Talent" (2007) _ (vg), judges see the beauty of burping.
14 Jul. 2007
Barcode Battler Review (Attempted)
Ashens attempts to review a Barcode Battler, obscure video game based on bar-codes.
27 Nov. 2010
Fake Transformers Review
Ashens reviews three sets of Chinese attempts to cash in on Transformers toy series.
11 Nov. 2011
iPhone 5G Review (Knock-off)
Ashens reviews a knock-off Chinese iPhone 5G smartphone.
14 Oct. 2012
Chinese Delicacy Special
Ashens tries some Chinese delicacies, including a notorious century egg.
9 Oct. 2015
London Tat Extravaganza (AD)
In a Barclaycard-sponsored episode Ashens is going to London for sightseeing and shopping, which grants a lot of awful London souvenirs for viewers to enjoy.
21 Nov. 2015
Drawer of Purgatory Clearout
Ashens (Stuart Ashen) clears out his Drawer of Purgatory and introduces a Die of Judgement - a special item to decide the fate of things from it.
25 Nov. 2015
Ashens Game Bag! Yes.
Ashens presents his new merchandise - Ashens Game Bag, featuring Ashens groat, a Die of Judgement, counters and a whole new deck of Ashens playing cards.
26 Nov. 2015
Ashens Book Tour! Early December! Yes!
Ashens announces a book signing tour in the United Kingdom for his new book, "Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of".
6 Dec. 2015
Fake Star Wars Toys
Ashens and Alec review what they call a "knock-off spectrum" of assorted Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) knock-off figures.
11 Dec. 2015
Beautiful Bootleg Darth Maul Figure
Ashens does a short review for a bootleg Darth Maul figure which has a very unexpected face paint...
14 Dec. 2015
Video Game Tat 5 Championship Edition
Ashens reviews video game collector's editions yet again.
21 Dec. 2015
Christmas Special 2015
Ashens has a Christmas special yet again, starting with a bit of a sad note and proceeding into a usual Christmas tat weirdness.
25 Dec. 2015
Chrimbo Dinner Chocolate Bar
On a Christmas day Ashens takes a bite of a limited edition Chrimbo Dinner Chocolate Bar - a chocolate bar that tastes like a Christmas dinner.
31 Dec. 2015
130 Year Old Olives
Ashens ends the year of 2015 in a rather spectacular way by opening a 130 years old bottle of olives recovered from the wreck of the ship MV Stirling Castle...
6 Jan. 2016
London Movie Screening: 17th January
Ashens announces a screening of Ashens and the Quest for the Gamechild (2013) in London and is also puzzled by a weird plush toy.
13 Jan. 2016
Galaxy Wars - Bootleg Star Wars Figures
Ashens examines weird Star Wars ripoff figures, "Galaxy Wars".
19 Jan. 2016
Poundland Special: Ninja Sock Boyfriend Team
In yet another Poundland special Ashens reviews a galore of weird toys and souvenirs from pound and dollar stores around the world.
29 Jan. 2016
A Lovely Baby
Ashens shows a terrible toy, which left him (mostly) speechless.
3 Feb. 2016
Yowie Mystery Chocolate Monster Things
Ashens reviews Yowie chocolate-encased mystery toys while his sofa starts to shows signs of disintegration.
13 Feb. 2016
Ashens Valentines Special 2016
Ashens reviews assortment of festive litter for Valentine's Day.
17 Feb. 2016
Systema 2000/Hartung Game Master
Ashens brings viewers back to year of 1990 to review a handheld video game console named Systema 2000 in the UK and Hartung Game Master anywhere else.
20 Feb. 2016
Systema 2000 Game Showcase
Ashens takes a closer look at whole game library of Systema 2000/Hartung Game Master handheld console.
23 Feb. 2016
Ashens 10th Anniversary Anti-Spectacular
At the 10th Anniversary of the show Ashens tells the story of it for a very first time and also shares a bit of tat with a viewers and a cake... A 37-year old cake from a wedding of someone named Alistair.
6 Mar. 2016
Clash of Curry Chocolate Bars
Ashens tries two different brands of curry chocolate.
12 Mar. 2016
TV Simulator
Ashens reviews a TV simulator, which simulates light emitted by TV sets for the sake of security.
20 Mar. 2016
Ashens Microwave Foodstuffs Special
Ashens reviews an assortment of microwave food sent to him over the years.
24 Mar. 2016
Ashens Easter Special 2016
Ashens conducts a bit of a sad Easter special as it is a last Easter special before the merger of 99p stores and Poundland. Never the less, as diversity is still there, he proceeds to the Easter tat.
5 Apr. 2016
Minion Mystery Egg
Ashens reviews a Minions (2015) chocolate surprise egg.
10 Apr. 2016
1985 Pop-up Book: Inside the Personal Computer
Ashens reviews a 1985 pop-up book about home computers.
16 Apr. 2016
Kinder Surprise Star Wars Nonsense
Ashens wonders on a weird decision in toy design of Star Wars Kinder Surprise series.
20 Apr. 2016
Garbage Pail Kids Mystery Bag
Ashens examines a series of mystery bags featuring figurines of a beloved trading cards franchise from the 1980's.
23 Apr. 2016
Strange Dutch Chocolate Bars
Ashens review "Tony's Chocolonely" weird chocolate bars from the Netherlands.
28 Apr. 2016
April 2016 Loot Crate/Geek Gear/Super Geek Box
In the April of 2016 Ashens opens three mystery boxes...
29 Apr. 2016
1Up Box, Indiebox and Munchpak April 2016
Ashens decide to open three more boxed in April.
3 May 2016
Hobbit Chibis Mystery Bag
Ashens reviews a Chibis Mystery Bag based on popular Hobbit trilogy of films.
7 May 2016
Poundland Special: Batman vs Dustpan Putty Recorder
In an obligatory Poundland Special Ashens reviews cheap merchandise found in cheap shops, among with astonishingly pointless one based on Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016).
11 May 2016
World of Warriors Mystery Box
Ashens reviews a World of Warriors mystery box.
23 Sep. 2016
Thomas and Friends Mystery Bag
Ashens takes a close look at mystery bags with toys based on Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends (1984).
8 Apr. 2017
Casio Loopy Review
Stuart Ashen takes a look at Casio Loopy My Seal Computer SV-100, a video game console released exclusively in Japan which failed miserably to appeal to female audience.
15 Aug. 2018
Out-of-date Energy Drinks Special
Ashens and Ryan try lots of energy drinks (some of them horribly out of date) that were sitting in the house of the former for ages.

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