"The Good Place" Michael's Gambit (TV Episode 2017) Poster

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Kristen Bell: Eleanor Shellstrop



  • Eleanor Shellstrop : You saw us all on Earth: a selfish ass, an idiot DJ, a tortured academic, a hot rich fraud with legs for days - side note, I might legit be into Tahani.

  • Eleanor Shellstrop : I'll miss you too, you sexy skyscraper.

  • Eleanor Shellstrop : Holy motherforking shirtballs.

  • Eleanor Shellstrop : What the fork's a Chidi?

  • Eleanor Shellstrop : Okay, I guess I'll speak first. Jason and I are the mistakes. We're the ones who misled everybody and dragged you all into this mess, so we should go to the Bad Place.

    Chidi Anagonye : [simultaneously with Tahani]  Agreed.

    Tahani Al-Jamil : Yes.

    Eleanor Shellstrop : Okay, I thought you were at least gonna pretend to fight me on that, but whatever.

  • Eleanor Shellstrop : It took me a while to figure it out, but just now as we were all fighting, yelling at each other and each one of us demanding we should go to the Bad Place, I thought to myself, "Man, this is torture." And then it hit me: they're never gonna call a train to take us to the Bad Place. They can't... because we're already here. *This* is the Bad Place.

    [camera zooms in on Michael, who cackles maniacally] 

    Michael : Oh, man! I can't believe you figured it out!

  • Chidi Anagonye : I feel like I failed you.

    Eleanor Shellstrop : No. Don't ever think that. I was dropped into a cave, and you were my flashlight.

    Tahani Al-Jamil : Oh. Good-bye forever. I will miss you so much.

    Eleanor Shellstrop : [hugging]  I'll miss you too, you sexy skyscraper.

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