The work on the guidance system is going smoothly enough, with the exception of Sheldon making one unnecessary suggestion after another just to satisfy his own sense of making it perfect. The latest such suggestion is solely a half thought-out theory of how to make the unit smaller, the current model toward which they working being within the approved specs. Leonard decides the work at this point would go much easier without Sheldon, and thus he implements a long thought out plan, one which he has been saving for a crisis moment, which he believes this is. The plan?: give Sheldon a gift of the ultimate locomotive vacation, one where he actually gets to operate a train. Sheldon ends up being enthralled with the gift. However, things take a turn when Colonel Williams asks Leonard and Howard to create a product that is the size Sheldon has devised. Leonard's plan has worked a little too well in that Sheldon refuses to forgo his trip to come back to work. If Leonard can devise a plan to ...
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Sheldon, who is portrayed to possess great knowledge and passion for trains, does not seem to know what a manifold (part he confuses with a fuel pump)is or where the turbo (confuses it with the crank shaft) is located. See more
OK. I'm zeroing out the electro-osmotic flow rate in the micro-fluidic channel.
Nicely done, Howard.
Well, my wife is four foot ten and sexually satisfied, so clearly I know my way around tiny things.
Good for you. On the cutting edge of new technology and still making inappropriate comments about the mother of your child...
And those are just the things I say out loud.
Gentlemen, we need to stop immediately.
I've been looking at the math, and I think we can make the ...
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