Jay and Silent Bob Reboot (2019)
Holden McNeil: I'm not Bruce Wayne anymore. I'm more like Thomas Wayne. Or his wife, whose name escapes me.
Brodie Bruce: Hollywood doesn't make sequels anymore. Shit, don't even make squeakquels, yo.
Brodie Bruce: Studios have given up on new ideas entirely in favor of building multi-movie universes that breed brand-loyal customers from cradle to grave. So if you like Harry Potter, Cash In-icus, you're getting ten fucking more! You like the Fast and Furious flicks? We're gonna drive the franchise into the ground, bitch!
Jay: Oh, you want another Marvel movie? Here you go!
Brodie Bruce: Hey, man! Those Marvel movies are a triumph of cinema. I live on those Marvel movies. I live for those Marvel movies. I watch those Marvel movies more than I watch PornHub and I come twice as hard doing it.
Chris Hemsworth: You're Hems-worth it! Copyright Chris Hemsworth.
Milly: Mom, I told you to leave these meth-heads tied up until the cops got here!
Justice: I didn't call the cops and these guys are not meth-heads ok. They only look like meth-heads because they're from New Jersey.
Jay: No offense to How High, but this is now the greatest movie ever made.