Tamara: Hey, did I hear that right? You haven't said the F word in a year?
Nostalgia Critic: Yeah, I guess I did.
Malcolm: Are you gonna keep that up?
Nostalgia Critic: Fuck no.
Greg Sestero: This is the worst thing that I've ever seen, and I was in The Room.
Nostalgia Critic: [imitating Uncle Albert] My wife has a toy that she calls "The Greatest Friend In The World", and I hate it.
Nostalgia Critic: [as the Nutcracker] I ate your hamster when you weren't looking. He tasted like loooove.