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One Of The Saddest Films You Will Ever See
21 September 2019
And if this film's sadness and message and melancholy and heartbreak and sacrifice does not turn you into an anti-war pacifit then you are beyond salvage.
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Oh Lucy! (2017)
Oh Lucy!
21 September 2019
You are a prostitute!

The woman works hard to earn a one-night stand from her niece's doer. Ha! That is a riot. Now get this: the man is a deadbeat single father!! Maybe it is time to stop making films?
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Probably The Best Marvel Movie
21 September 2019
Instead of watching Thor turn into a stand up comedian, watch this.

The duck is both cool and funny, the background jokes and references clever and the babe is so not 2019. She is slim, flaunting.
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The Meg (2018)
I Don't Understand
21 September 2019
This film created mental dissonance in me.

How can you have a love interest in there and yet she is a mother and has her child along?? How can I feel interested in that?
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12 Strong (2018)
Haha haaa haaaaa hehehehe American heroes
21 September 2019
This film shows how low humanity has fallen.

It features a bunch of American horseback riders raiding the taliban (yes the Taliban that Trump is negotiating with and invited to Camp David last month) whose machine guns jam at just the right time.

I rather watch the home videos of the dotard who says he remembers Pearl Harbor (!!!) entering Ivanka than this.
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Ghostbusters (2016)
Sadly Sony Did Not Learn
21 September 2019
And there is yet another remake and reboot coming. Unbelievable.
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