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Cats leave pawprints on your heart
Vice-President of ARSE
I used to be Snow White but I drifted
A hard man is good to find
'Princesses' have the attention span of a kitten
'Everybody lives Rose, everybody lives'
'Perfection is in the eye of the beholder'
A cat can purr it's way out of anything
Life is too short to have on a bad outfit
No, it's just France and Germany, only Britain is Great
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips
By day, chasing the scum of the universe, come midnight, you're the wedding fairy
Don't annoy me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
.*. Magic Happens *.*
Is that Brighton over there?
You're not the main boss woman
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop
Life is a coin, you can spend it how you wish, but you can only spend it once
Keep your words soft and sweet, in case you have to eat them
It was a dark and stormy night. The curtains were drawn, but the furniture was real
Makes you proud to be British...
Buy it, you know you want to
Harry Potter et les Reliques de la Mort
I have seen your heart, and it is mine
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once
People who don't know me, think I'm quiet. People that do, wish I was
'Arrivus Quickus Nowie Nowie Boom'
I was going to take over the world, but then I saw something shiny
'I love the round things. What are the round things?'
Well, isn't that wizard?
She knew that smile, it was a promise for later.