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Cats (2019)
1/10
Yes, It WAS that Bad
2 April 2020
There is nothing to recommend about this movie. In fact, i don't even get the entire concept or how this played for more than 2 decades in the West End and nearly 2 decades n Broadway (in a very big theatre I might add).

There is no real plot to speak of and the songs are lackluster. The known actors are horrible in this and the unknown ones are just as bad.

How did they not know this was gonna be a bomb? Further the director, who hasnt worked since, should not be allowed to make another movie
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5/10
Paradise? You Emptied the Jungles!
1 April 2020
I like Attenborough. His nature films are top notch. But let's be honest, now in his old age he's screaming like a ninny about global warming and using his shows as propaganda for the far left, at one time he was the biggest rapist of the natural world there was.

He would travel the world bagging fowl and fauna for the British Zoo and museum. Indeed, in this video he actually shows the preserved corpses of several birds, petting them like they were a prize possession.

His library is filled with the corpses of like close to 40 birds.

Sort of a hypocrite?

This is an OK film but not as interesting as some of his earlier ones.
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Vibes (1988)
2/10
Dan Akroyd Wisely Turned It Down After Meeting Lauper
1 April 2020
Whoever thought Cindy Lauper should be in a movie is crazy. He had a good singing voice. That's it. Her personality is annoying as all hell.

This movie is not especially good. The director pretty much never made another feature. He drifted from TV show to TV show.

Peter Falk -- I who I played golf with back in the day -- walks through the role while waiting for the next Columbo to be written.

Goldblum does his thing, but it's ditsy Lauper who brings the movie way way way down. She's absolutely the worst.
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1/10
More Proof Women Can't Direct
31 March 2020
This is a dismal movie on every level. Now that Kristen Stewart doesnt have to blw Weinstein her lack of acting ability is all too apparent.

Poorly written as a female identity politic peice of crap that even women will hate.

The budget on this looks to be lower than the average action movie -- even bad ones like VCVD.

It's not worth your time.
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1/10
Weird End...Read On
31 March 2020
Bad movie. PLain and simple. Clearly the good reviwes are fake, as ususal.

It's filmed to dark and not well. But here's the weird thing. This movie has nearly 12 minutes of credits at the end. TWELVE minutes? That's like a pretty hefty percent of the total running time.
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1/10
Horrible Movie with Fake Reviews
31 March 2020
This is a film that looks like it was made for thirty cents. It's simply dreadful. Bad story-line. Bad acting. And absolutely dismal directing. It sort of looks like they were trying for a graphic novel look to the film but failed miserably.

Don't waste your time. The filmmakers were even too lazy to write reviews. They are so lame they just added stars How ridiculous. Don't support this garbage.
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In Vino (2019)
1/10
Wow Bad
30 March 2020
Ever notice that all these actors from back in the day turn out to be socialists in their old age. Same with news reporters. Makes you wonder if McCarthy wasnt right.

Anyway socialist Answer stumbles through his role. I watched it to see what Sean looks like and if she's still taking her meds. She's lost her looks. And Ansner can barely speak. In truth he looks like a puppet. The film is really bad. And sad to watch.



The writing is horrible.
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2/10
Alien Castle?
30 March 2020
I'm having a hard time believing there really is an Alien Castle. What kind of name is that? I can't find any info on him except a BFI listing saying he was born in 1952.

That's it. One other movie was made by him (allegedly) Jail Bait.

Never saw that, but I can tell you THIS movie is really really horrible. Which leads me to think Alien Castle is a fake name put there by someone (Paul Bartel?) who was ashamed of this movie.

Frankly I only watched it to see Sheryl Fenn's hot body back in the day. She was one smoking POA. What the heck happened to her?

The movie is poorly written and directed. Even the potential of Fenn Flesh can't keep your interest.
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The Walking Dead: Look at the Flowers (2020)
Season 10, Episode 14
Neagan was the Only good Scenes
30 March 2020
Warning: Spoilers
The show sucks. Plain and simple. The whole crap with the dead Alpha haunting the chick was stoopid. Plus, she is an annoying character. Eziechal has no role. Kill him already. Beat goes nutso just like that other bad guy who had his dead daughter in a closet a number of season ago when the show was good. So now they are repeating stuff left and right. Why there's a Brit Asian in America makes no sense. And the zombies in colorful gear is just plain dumb.

Neagan had the only good scenes and even that wasnt great.
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The Morning Show: Open Waters (I) (2019)
Season 1, Episode 7
2/10
Wow Bad
30 March 2020
The show just gets worse and worse as teh season goes on. Boring characters and bad writing. They should never have hired fat bald loser incompetent Stelzer as a consultant. He's a hack media with no cred.
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2/10
Meh
29 March 2020
Lot's of special effects with a really boring dumb story line that is poorly written. Jolie who really is not a good actress since Weinstein went down, walks thru the role as does Pfeiffer
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2/10
Wow. An Inferior Product
29 March 2020
The Bachelorette has NO personality. She's as boring as plain toast.

The men demonstrate how New Zealand guys have not caught up with the sartorial splendor of the rest of the world. Jean shirt with suit and bow-tie? Bow tine with a short sleeve shirt?

REALLY? These guys need an update.
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Star Trek: Picard: Maps and Legends (2020)
Season 1, Episode 2
2/10
Roddenberry Spinning
29 March 2020
Gene is spinning in his grave about now. This show is horrible. Bad storyline and even worse acting.

Gay robots who go rogue too

When will the madness end?

Some of the special effects are decent, but they can't make up for the rest of the show. I'm giving it 2 more episodes before bailing.

BTW in the opening credits there are a gazillion producers of all levels. Maybe they should lose the plethora of producers and put that money into better scripts.
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The Morning Show: The Pendulum Swings (I) (2019)
Season 1, Episode 6
1/10
The Shows Get Worse as the Series Progressses
29 March 2020
By far the worst so far. Boring. Not real Stoopid Why do you have that fat bald CNN ass on the staff?
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1/10
Garbage with Lazy Fake Reviews
28 March 2020
You know a film is gonna be horrendous when next to none of the players have head shots and when the movie likens itself to a hone invasion movie like The Purge which really wasnt a home invasion movie.

The film is so bad the fake reviewers were too lazy to actually write reviews. They just gave it stars. How lame.

It's horrible. Made for three cents and the worst acting and directing you can ever imagine.
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Champion (1949)
4/10
Not a Film Noir
27 March 2020
This isnt a bad movie, but it's definitely NOT a film noir.

It's a pretty straight forward story of a cocky guy who drifts into the fights and wins. It's an OK film. Not great. I was expecting more. I think the problem is that Douglas wants to carry the show and the subject matter just isn't all that interesting for him to do it. It needs more substance and oomph.
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Why Be Good? (1929)
4/10
Actually not a Great Comedy
27 March 2020
Looks good, well acted, well directed. but not so funny.

PLUS another reviewer who saw it here in SF with a live orchestra saw it in a completely wrong way.

This was a silent film released with a Vibraphone sound track and was meant to be seen that way That's how I saw it.

It's really not a great film. Sorry. And BTW, I like silent films.
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1/10
Please Stop giving Money to Female Directors
26 March 2020
Women cannot direct horror movies. At least, not good ones, as proof with this garbage boring fiasco.

It's slow, boring and poorly developed. You are never on the edge. You are bored waiting and waiting and waiting for something to happen.

Keep walking. This is junk
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1/10
The Worst
25 March 2020
Why is it that any gay themed movie -- no mater how horrible -- gets tons of great reviews? It's so insulting.

This movie is horrible. The people who made it should never make another movie. They have ZERO talent.
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3/10
Whoa! What's in that Classroom
25 March 2020
This film has the weirdest school room I've ever seen. I still don't know what I saw.

But then the movie goes from weird to weirder with a cutting festival.

The girls are pretty hot. But the movie itself is not so compelling.
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Heaven's Gate (1980)
5/10
Director's Cut
24 March 2020
I saw the most recent 2011/2012 Director's Cut, which Cimino said was closet to what he had envisioned. Never saw this movie before, so I'm reviewing with open eyes.

The first thing is the movie is beautifully shot. It's simply gorgeous. And the music is top notch. It really has a great score. The acting is wonderful. The sound editing too is just flawless. There is a spectacular attention to detail.

The basic problem with this movie is the subject matter. It's just not that interesting.
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2/10
Time for Honesty
24 March 2020
This is not a good movie by any stretch of the imagination. The only draw here is the Technicolor production at the end with all the nudity. And most prints have it cut out.

Plus even if you do find a print with it in, the color is now all washed out into a light blue.

The film itself is really boring. I found it rather plotless and hard to follow.
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1/10
Poorly Made Drivle
23 March 2020
Ignore the handful of good reviews from people with an agenda. This is not even a decent movie. It's cheaply made (and not well) and poorly acted.

Further, I was bored out of my mind.

Initially the plot seemed like it was something that could be interesting. It wasn't.
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The Walking Dead: What We Become (2020)
Season 10, Episode 13
2/10
Yet Another Low for the Series
23 March 2020
Please cancel this series already. It's become a walking dead fiasco with boring plot lines and silly scenarios.

I could barely follow this one it's so convoluted. The black chick gets acid and overacts for 30 minutes. Oh boy. What a bore-fest. The series seems to be desperate to find a good story-line, but it's over and has been for several seasons.

And where the F did the PT boar come from? John F. Kennedy?

OMG.
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2/10
Rather Boring
22 March 2020
Not especially insightful or interesting. Cartoon characters drawn not from reality but from some out of touch second rate writer's idea of what it's like.

Hope it gets better. I'll give it 4 episodes before bailing. I spaced out through a good 40% of this so far disaster
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