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City of Tiny Lights (2016)
As so many others have said .........
..... the poor quality soundtrack makes this film incomprehensible.
The plot looks excellent - if only I could follow it!
The Aryan Couple (2004)
I expected this film to be a big mess but Christopher Fulford's performance in this film is outstanding.
He produces a real feeling of absolute terror with his performance that had me sweating with nerves.
Truly powerful. Bravo!
Hot Air (2018)
It's not as bad as all that!
Of course everyone is looking for another Alan Partridge character, but Mr Coogan wants to move on, and is trying different rôles and different locations (where better than a spell in New York?).
He has decorated the set with a interesting, challenging young woman (who he knows everyone will sympathise with), and gives one of the best summaries of our current circumstances too.
The Wrong Roommate (2016)
Also titled .........
"The Lodger - Evil Upstairs".
Some of the beach-side locations for this film look fantastic!
The Fall of the Krays (2016)
What is it ........ ??
What is it about the name "Kray" that causes so many actors to forget all the basic skills of their craft and to switch into "wanna be gangster" mode.
The overacting here was embarrassing.
Actually, the Tom Hardy version was indeed pretty good, which makes this version so awful by comparison.
The Persuaders!: Read and Destroy (1972)
Amazing to see BOTH Nigel Greene and Josh Ackland (the go-to actor for any East vs West drama) in this episode for the TV series.
Even more astonishing is the remarkable performance by George Merritt.
Shines out from the screen!
Boring & Predictable
I anticipate all those middle-class "hip" critics will do the usual thing and call this film "gritty", "realistic" and all the other "worthy" epithets.
I just found it boring and depressing.
The actors did their best.
But we need something more than just a mirror on our society today.
I know what it looks like outside my front door.
We need something to inspire us.
To point us to a new world.
Rated "1" out of frustration.
The Inbetweeners Movie (2011)
Just not funny
The cast obviously struggled with such a humourless script.
Kate & Koji (2020)
Isn't it "Kate and Koji"?
How have they got the title wrong?
Bad Times at the El Royale (2018)
Waste of time
I really don't know where to start.
What a waste of an excellent cast.
This film is garbage.
I held on, hoping for an allegory to become evident but ....... nothing.
Don't waste your time.
The humour level here never rose above 'titter' level, but really off-putting was the foul language
It's NOT hip, brave or clever.
I'm not a prude. I save mine for the football stadium
But it was unwarranted in this show.
Noughts + Crosses (2020)
Was very brave to wear that awful wig!
At least, I hope it was a wig! (gulp)
Midsomer Murders: Wild Harvest (2014)
Need to re-wind - often
Plot was seriously over-complicated and made what should have been easy viewing a real slog.
Not what we want from MM.
We want interesting characters, light-hearted banter and a murderer caught.
ANYTHING with the great Terry-Thomas in is worth watching!
He plays his usual "cowardly English spiv" with aplomb; he has, of course, had much practice!
The Commuter (2018)
Waste of good actors.
I watched this film because Vera Farmiga was in it.
She leaves the film after 5 mins by getting off the train.
The film goes downhill rapidly after that.
Completely implausible plot. Cliques (runaway trains 🙄). Utter nonsense.
Life is just too short.
King Gary (2018)
This MUST be a series!
Surely even the Beeb can see this!